nut hook

A right hook to the nuts

I got “nut hooked “in the fight

by bill ney May 14, 2018

Rush - nut

When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.

Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!

Me: I'm almost done!

Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!

by Professor nigga April 16, 2021

Unsatisfying Nut

When a man has unfulfilling sex and wishes he did not waste it on a certain person.

"I did that girl jenny last night, such an Unsatisfying nut"

by FuriousM March 6, 2009

Nut Deep

Unit of Measure. When you Testicles touch the Ice Cold Water you are Nut Deep.

Holy Shit this water's cold, I cant believe i could only mange to get Nut Deep.

by Tgreig October 31, 2020

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.

Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.

by Gratewon September 25, 2017