David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual

This nigga David is gay

by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020

David

David takes a shit in your parking lot

David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot

by DaOnet November 22, 2021

david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David

Racist, sexist and homophobic

-Guy 1: Damn that was offensive

-Guy 2: Yeah but what can you expect he's David
David: *N word*

by Joebigpenis November 22, 2021

David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.

I wish that my dad was a David.

by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023