Wake Up Dead

From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.

Alright time to sneak to my girlfriend's house, let's pray I don't wake up dead.

by 0ld M4N October 17, 2020

dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

On My Dead Homie

If A Nigga Say “On My Dead Homie” That nigga is lying Please don’t believe that nigga

On My Dead Homie Ian Cheat on Ha Or On My Dead Homie I’ll Boom Yu

by Na Bandss March 26, 2023

Dead Meme December

It’s the month of only dead memes. You can only make/post and show other people dead memes

Guy 1: hey dude what u watching?
Guy 2 shows dead meme: remember this meme?
Guy 1: damn...
Guy 2 : it’s dead meme December now dude.

by YABOIYEETYT November 12, 2020

be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.

"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"

by Rocket sex February 19, 2021

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021