jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers
I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.
by Izzy Roll November 02, 2021
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Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.
timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)
by An.angel October 16, 2019
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Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"
by brutha is gay August 22, 2022
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Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool
Jake is very kool
by Bcienendns July 25, 2022
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jake

my bestie ever
best bf you can ever have
he's the most kind hearted boy ever
I love him so much
he is so fit
yes he's a jake
by sarah69horsecock November 02, 2021
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by Tacormylife December 27, 2021
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Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.
I have attained a state like Jake
by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021
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