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if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny
Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny
by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021
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Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!
Don't be a Candace Harding!
by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
by anonymous/user June 6, 2024
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Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face
"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"
by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
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It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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Hard r

When someone says.. you know, the n word.
Pretty self explanatory, i do not have the right to say that word for race purposes, but we have all been there when theres that one person who says the hard r.
Yo! That person just said the hard r !

That one whit guy on Omegle said the hard r, not cool!
by Cordum October 15, 2022
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Hard

Taykay very hard
Bro I'm hard
by Wanna Duo July 7, 2019
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