You have your best friend in the closet, then you start to fuck your girlfriend, halfway through you switch with your friend then sneak outside and start waving at your girlfriend.
by DPovey August 28, 2017

When you take a fat, long, hard, slow butt hole stretching shit that feels like a cock coming out of your ass hole.
by Pee Wee Hernan September 14, 2011

When one is royally screwed over by being lulled into a false sence of security only to get well and truly rodger ramjetted.
Mick and Dave hustled Tony like a fit bird only to be fucked up the ass by a sweaty 300lb twat with a 12 inch cock and truly fucked a treat. Major credit to Tony and Ant.
by Mad Mick! November 30, 2016

by nervous_farter April 20, 2003

Look at all these "slang" terms in the urban dictionary which aren't slang or don't even mean anything. They should all be deleted for fucks sake.
by Saucy August 14, 2003

A person who is so obsessed with myspace due to the lack of friends that they almost damn near set the world record for time sitting in a chair at a computer. They use every search engine known to man to find a way to improve their page and make it so flamboyantly gay that if you layed eyes on it you'd probably pass out from the incredible hue of rainbow colors. Basically they have no lives or friends but simulate having a life through artificial intelligence.
Wow, yea matt was sitting at his house all last night, he almost set the world record...for being a complete myspace fuck.
by Scaiferbomber November 21, 2006

by jjsjeff November 3, 2005
