I'm french 

Whenever you do something stupid or dumb you say i'm french in a crazy/dumb way.

friend: why the hell did you just stand there and do nothing?!
Me: euuuhmmm i'm french!

I'm french by Nightbladez February 25, 2017

go french 

to refrain from washing

"I think you should wash before we go to this party, you got pizza stains on your crotch and your armpits smell like onions."

"Nah I think I'm gonna go french, trust me, these rich girls eat up that scruffy trampish bullshit."

go french by jf20 February 4, 2009

cut your french 

cut your french is widely used in ireland and is generally used to emphasize your anger at someone, basically telling them to shut up or else you will be made to.

eg. slap, cut, punch, nipple dismemberment etc etc.

originates from lahinch co.clare, ireland

conor: alri ellen did u see sophia last night?

ellen: wat ye mean, dnt use dat tone wiv me!

conor shut ur fukin gee, or i will cut your french love.

ellen: fuck off, u donkey fucking twat.

*ellen died from severe knife wounds.

cut your french by ellecon August 17, 2011

Blackened French Fry 

n. 1. A black person who hangs out with only white people. 2. A modern day definition for an Uncle Tom.

G-Cash used to be down for his people but now he's a blackened french fry.

Blackened French Fry by The Anonymous Insider February 2, 2008

angry french canadian 

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

angry french canadian by Insane We Trust September 29, 2012

Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.

"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French

Michael French by Not Michael French August 19, 2012

The French Exit 

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

The French Exit by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021