french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries

Pardon my french fries

by SADBC October 8, 2021

French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .

Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..

by Ben waah February 22, 2023

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 6, 2023

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

french onion fuck (FOF)

a white-french person who uses his white privilege to get what he wants and his french heritage to be a victim when he gets called out

Mika you’re such a goddamn french onion fuck!

God you’re such a french onion fuck (FOF)

by buck3th3ad April 8, 2022

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 9, 2011