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i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"
by capsulej2 November 25, 2024
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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.
Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell
by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019
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Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.
by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
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Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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