emilyjane

verb to leave a public performance at intermission

“This show is so great I might not even emilyjane!”

by Websters (12th ed.) March 17, 2026

Emily

Emily is the most wonderful girl to ever exist. Although you might think she's a bit of a pleb and she's shy and doesn't yap alot, once you get to know her and she's comfortable with you she's never gonna stop yappin. Emily has the most beautiful eyes the cuttest smile and the most addictive laugh ever

Im in love with her and one day we gon get married

-Alex

Alex- i love Emily
Emily- i love Alex
*gets married

by No.1emilover February 17, 2025

emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Emily

Emily is a person who sees themselves as industrious but is a clinically insane person.

Emily wants to set up this party extravagantly but there were no chips

by Tegotrick March 22, 2025

Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.

“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.

by Powersmash April 25, 2025

Emily

The one girl you can never quite get over. She’s always in your head, you do double takes in public because you see her everywhere. You remember every little inside joke, every small moment you shared. The times you held her, and she held you. Her cappuccino irises, the way her pupils dilated when she looked into your eyes. All the rules you both broke being partners in crime. Now it’s all just a memory. And it’s been years.

Emily, do I even cross your mind?

by silent_front_fart April 30, 2025

Emily

Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.

I love you Emily.

by s0_oin. May 12, 2025