Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

O-Block

One the most prestigious apartment complex in all of Chicago spanning 9.5 acres coop owned by African Americans, it was built in the 1950s and got the name o-block because of how they honored Barack Obama wife, Michelle Obama who grew up in parkway garden homes. It is home to numerous famous rappers like chief Keef and king von, despite the stereotypes of it being dangerous because of it being owned by African Americans it is the safest neighborhood in all of Chicago, coming in a close competition with 63rd street

Random dude: bro don’t go to o-block king von raps about how dangerous it is
Guy: nah bro he’s just embracing the stereotype parkway garden homes is safe as hell

by gayyboicartii March 5, 2024

blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff

Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"

Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block

by Pro706 October 14, 2016

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020