Dirty Beer

Beer had without the um wife finding out. Something like that but not that, you get what I'm saying.

"Did you just have a dirty beer?"
"No, I didn't, it was cleaner than a virgin."

by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

2 beer half chub queer

when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.

what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.

by 2 beer January 3, 2004

beer bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is filled with beer instead of water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

A beer bong is a bong used with beer instead of water. People often mistake funnels as beer bongs.

by brig May 13, 2005

ta-kwee-dough beer farts

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006

Light beer

Light beer is not a drink but simply a way of life. If I'm not investing in my 401k or being very studious at the local campus library I'm crack a cold one with the boys. One does not simply show up to a pregame empty handed let alone light beers. Light beers give us the courage and motivation to Pursue our aspirations at a party. #freemchebes

Bro did you see Matt at that party ?
Yeah bro he was crushing those light beers kid defiantly pipes

by Lighttttt June 19, 2017

beer goggles

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

by joce November 10, 2002

beer coach

someone with enough confidence in their alcohol-binging ability that every time they drink, they wake up the next morning with no recollection of the last few hours of their evening. Most often used as a title.

"Dude, what happened after 1 o'clock last night? I don't remember shit."

"Yeah, you were a real beer coach last night"

by Beer Coach January 21, 2004