I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

I Don't rate you

I don't like you

Go away I Don't rate you

by HEYY_LUVS💖💖 December 12, 2023

Ball Don't Lie

An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.

Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"

by victorgardin May 17, 2025

Don't be a Presley

very adhd cant focus but nice. expert at everything. Over 500 years of cumulative experience in all skills. Probably goth.

Don't be a Presley bro I'm working!

by Fatality420 December 30, 2022

Why Don't We's obsesssedhawtandcutepsychopath

When you are crazily obsessed with the 5 men in an american man-band called Why Don't We so you can't decided whether you find them hot or cute 😩

She must be a Why Don't We's obsesssedhawtandcutepsychopath cuz she is cra-a-z-yy.

by obsessfreak September 10, 2021

don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022