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Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.
by Tdent465 November 24, 2022
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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats
"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"
by Alotofthings November 6, 2022
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Ho Don't Know Bout My

An expression used by a bro when a female is not aware of something that a fellow bro has done, usually something awesome. As of lately, this expression is used more to communicate from bro to bro when an explanation would lessen the awesomeness of the situation. This can range from dominating someone in a video game all the way to being smooth with the ladies.
Example #1:
Tom: How did you kill me right after I killed you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My tactical insertion!

Example #2:
Tom: How did you get Emma to go to prom with you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My smoothness!!
by Hugh J. Bootie June 14, 2011
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don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.
Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.
by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020
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bitch don't play

Something someone says when someone else says something out of pocket or jaded. If they are not in fact playing then these two people might fight.
girl one:"I actually love trump sm"
girl two:"bitch don't play"
by yesimjustthatsmart March 5, 2025
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If you don't

I'll just do it myself after enough of you are dead.
Hym "I'm already giving myself credit and if you don't there is only one way for me to get it."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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