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Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011
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Wet My Beak

To muscle in on someone else's action. To take a piece of the pie.
When Johnny Sack moved to Jersey, he claimed "I'm not looking to wet my beak." But Tony Soprano knew otherwise.
by Sartorius January 15, 2009
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Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016
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Chicago Wet Beef

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.
Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.
by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017
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cool wet grass

An expression of difficulty. This will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. It originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning.
Joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering "cool wet grass cool wet grass cool wet grass" under his breat
by Dave Park January 2, 2006
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Wet-Brain

1.) A person who does a drug (speed/ice) just to put out the impression of something he not, and only acts tough when surrounded by so-called homies who don't like him but it's where everyone meets up to use drugs ended up doing a tad bit much more than what he can handle so now he's all frentic and sketch of those who are really there for him trying to be there for him.

2.)The effect on ones after smoking pot chronic and lasts about two weeks. Being wetbrained causes random intervals of spacing, forgetfullness, stupidity, and occaisonally blackouts.
Ex; Ay remember the bud connect who use to sell us bomb weed before he's all
Wet-brain from all the snorting thinking everybody is after him! So we now all have to avoid walking by his alley or he'll follow us to we smoke him out like wtfraq?
by ShmokeymcBongwater421 May 14, 2019
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wet the bedingfield

by DYKESY May 19, 2003
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