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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021
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turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.
My girl turded me last night it was great
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Turd

Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.
The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.
by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021
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Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water
damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd
by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021
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Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.
Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.
by Pip-squeak February 4, 2021
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Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
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