laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is

Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?

laundry turd by McKena10 April 25, 2017

sock turd 

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

sock turd by nobody else here June 11, 2017

STUFFED TURD 

THE SHITTY ENVIRONMENT YOU WORK IN AND ASSHOLES YOU WORK WITH WHO ARE NOT FUN.

WE ARE FUN TO WORK WITH... NOT LIKE THE STUFFED TURDS YOU USED TO WORK WITH.

STUFFED TURD by the turd burlgar July 12, 2017

biff turd 

when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.

then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.

yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....

biff turd by AJ5900 July 9, 2017

Cancer Turd 

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

Cancer Turd by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017

Peeping turd 

An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.

I sent him a peeping turd while he was away and he got fucked off the plane for masturbating.

Peeping turd by Loo Loo Lynch November 9, 2017

squirt turd 

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

squirt turd by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018