Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

meat shawty

a meat shawty is a small, pee wee, penis measuring in 4 inches or less, sitting on a fat nasty sac

On the beach there were guys showing off meat shawty's in thongs.

by SouthPeach March 31, 2010

meat maxi

The absorbent pad placed under meat/chicken at the supermarket or butcher to suck up all the blood so it's not swishing around the tray when you buy it.

Thank God the steak came with a meat maxi otherwise my car would have been a bloody mess

by wordsmith02 October 29, 2013

Aged Meats

Referring to old dick, or old men

-So I heard she likes aged meats!.
- what do you mean?
-she likes older men/old dick

by ElSuavecito May 13, 2015

Meat beater

People who beat their cows and chickens penises

The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"

by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010

Street Meat

An opened beef jerky stick one may find in the street, and if consumed, would turn one gay.

“Don’t eat street meat Jim, you’ll turn gay!!”

by Clumsy Girl844 March 10, 2020