mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitt September 17, 2021

Mudding

The act of motorboating a person’s ass checks.

I witnessed Tony Mudding Diamonds Ass at da club

by B Frankie June 3, 2022

Mud runs thicker than blood

People you've been through the mud with, aka friends, could be more reliable or better companions than family.

Mud runs thicker than blood.

by Victor Torres from Cutler Bay November 27, 2024

Mud lake

The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.

Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.

The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.

by Moist oyster June 18, 2019

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018