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tit bits

Small bits of food fallen into a ladies cleavage which could potentially provide a little snack for later.
Mary was scoffing crisps during the film, which meant loads of tit bits in bed later 🥰
by Booooooo00000oom June 12, 2021
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Tit woman

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022
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Slippy tit

Belfast slang. Meaning sleekit, sly.
"here slippy tit, don't think I didn't see what you lifted there"
by Monathemillbag May 6, 2022
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Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.
by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022
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Zipper Tits

Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.

After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.

Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.

If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier

Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022
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Moff tits

When you can no longer stand on your own two feet.

In other words under the influence of some severely good illegal substances.
Mate I can’t stand any more , think I’m moff tits
by Dave moff tits October 19, 2022
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Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped
Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits
by The Jonkler January 10, 2022
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