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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
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split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.
We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.
by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022
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The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022
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Clitter to shitter

When one licks a female from vagina to butthole.
Damn man I straight licked this girl clitter to shitter.
by Nicholas Torres December 12, 2022
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Short Arm Shifty

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023
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jack the shitter

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"
by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024
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he/she/you shitted

basically means you or they did really good, you usually drag out the “shitteddddd”
DAMNNNN YOU SHITTEDDDDD”
(he/she/you shitted)
by fiiiiiiiii.aa April 18, 2024
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