fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011

real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.

Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.

by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013

Real Papi Hours

Simply put, grind time. I suppose real papis do be working hard so the title is befitting.

"Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while!"
"Apparently, it's real papi hours so basically no clue as to when he'll be back."

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

reals

nickname for real ones

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025