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A word that describes on how much you've suffered, how much you've lost. For example, you have strict parents. They push you too hard to the edge of a cliff because of how much of a "failure" you are. When you get low grades, they yell at you for not trying harder. When they yell at you, you're the victim in silent pain. If you yell back, they're the victim and punish you more for you to increase the amount of childhood trauma until you get tired and have a chance of losing emotions or committing suicide. Next is toxic friends. They ditch you on everything and say offensive jokes about you. They always make you feel left out and plan on making you suffer, making you feel insecure about yourself, and leading you to depression, anxiety, and anger. Lastly, the so-called "lover". Every time you are gone, they either talk shit about you or have a love affair with another. Once you give them all the love and affection they "deserved" which they don't, they'll leave you for someone else just because you weren't enough.
"I'm suffering so much in this world, I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna go jump off a building, all of this pain isn't worth it anyway."

"real"
by hahaha minions! April 14, 2023
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Real

used as a response to something relatable. Usually something sad or depressing like Tik Tok Slideshows and other depressing posts
"thinking about putting a gun in my mouth" - person 1

"real" - person 2
by CallMeSi1872 December 8, 2022
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The real taco

The real taco and not any of the fakes, aka DARK Flash.
Damn bro, can we get the real taco up in here? (Twitch.tv/ElTacoManGaming)
by DARK Flash July 6, 2021
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Real

*referring to the most agonizingly described point in a persons life* “Real.”
by gvlavtn July 30, 2022
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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 18, 2018
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