Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle

We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle

by aandrew16 July 22, 2022

Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats

My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry

by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022

Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Reverse Rusty Buggy

When you stick it in her ass and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and you reach up pull on her hair braids like they are buggy reins. Can also be upgraded using a real set of leather reins and a horse bit in her mouth. Bonus points if you use a riding crop to smack her as she is cumming.

Man this chick is wild. I had her doing a Reverse Rusty Buggy and she came so hard when I hit her with the whip I thought she was going to pass out.

by Purple Leg of passion June 9, 2022

Rusty Remington

When you are banging a girl in the ass and you have poo on your meat rifle when you pull out.

"I was banging Darla in the ass and when I popped it out I realized she gave me a Rusty Remington

by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 19, 2022