The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.

Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!

by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024

Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.

Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.

by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011

Boast post

A humble brag on social media.

That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.

by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021

Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.

Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.

by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

Post

Happy Thanksgiving!!
Never would I have imagined…
A love like this…
Being with you…
Is my sole wish!!!!
Okay… and a kiss 😘

The thought makes me smile…
Everything about you …
Is what I love!!!
Until the day…
I am sitting next you on this holiday…
Telling you I love YOU …
In every way …
My words on here will have to do…
At least for today…

I am thankful for this love with you!!!
UD… I am thankful for you too…
Although you know what you could do:)
Publish my posts ❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 22, 2023

Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023