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by clarkos August 28, 2019
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Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
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potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE
bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY
by SaltyMann June 3, 2018
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HOT POTATO

The alternative to a cold potato

The alternative to the cold 🥔.
Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (potato), potato (potato)
Potato, potato, potato
by Whatsworthforgiving December 11, 2017
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Potato Chucker

A derogatory name for a person who is from South Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. if you're from South Idaho then you are a Potato Chucker
I bet those Potato Chuckers are at the Boise State Game today
by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024
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chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle
" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "
by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015
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potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense
my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid
by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020
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