Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

meat loft

When a line of ten gay men drag their junk across a bald mans' head (usually a hetero man).

For my father in law Roys' birthday, he didn't want a meat loaf cake so we got his ungrateful ass a meat loft instead.

by D_Money $ July 6, 2016

Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

meat chute

When a huge piece of penis aka meat is flung into a fleshy vagina

That girl looks like she’s got a meat chute that can handle this fleshy burrito

by Yummo14 May 5, 2018

Meat beater

People who beat their cows and chickens penises

The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021

The Meat Eagle

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012