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John Bigballs

A Bojack Horseman wannabee. Always mixes Vicodin with his Vodka. Hates the life, but loves fortnite.
John Bigballs cries himself to sleep.
by Fortnite Clownface March 3, 2020
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Jazzy Johns

Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
This Jazzy Johns approached me asking for the D at the bar after my wife went to use the bathroom.
by Mrs. Buford May 21, 2016
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john winship

Us geordies us this name to describe someone who is a breeder!

He is a famous insta model who loves to breed! With 15 kids and counting!

He’s the sexiest kid in Newcastle because Daniel mawson said so!

He’s a Calvin Klien and Tesco model!
Here mate your a right John Winship you! Stop having kids!
by Waxa belta January 21, 2019
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John Castiblanco

John Castiblanco is defined as a handsome gentleman that shows his love by putting other first, a strong and understanding human that is charismatic and intelligent, plus always a joy to be around & can always put a smile on someones face.
Did you just see how that was!?
Who?
That was THE John Castiblanco!
by Living in the moment November 22, 2021
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lyndon john

he's a good, funny, and kind hearted man, he always tell jokes and always do first move so you two could talk.

L-lintik
Y-yniwan mo
N-nandito lng ako lagi
D-danielle toh whah
O-oh jusko miss na kita
N-nawa kausapin m na ulit ako
lyndon john is a funny person
lyndon is a pretty boy
by emma.raul November 24, 2021
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John Cina

John Cena but the Malaysian cina version. He is a paid actor and likes to buat drama in whatsapp group chats.
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
Wah this John Cina so kao lan. Simply send Chico KKB picture in that chat again.
by Cinacinacina October 16, 2021
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John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.
Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison
by JohnTonks January 14, 2020
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