Held your mud

A term used in prison that means you were not raped or coerced into anal sex while doing time.

You did hard time and still held your mud.

by Hellinthehills August 2, 2011

Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee

Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee

by fansile March 26, 2020

mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.

Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show

by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023

Mud Luge

When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.

Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.

by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Mud flaps

Jays tittys

He has mud flaps

by Hackett February 5, 2020

Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021