Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

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Hat

The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.

Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".

by xGUNy September 2, 2019

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Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

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