Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

Golden Circle

A confederacy of all slave states under the Mason-Dixon line as well as all of Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean.

Union Soldier 1: Fuck Douglas, I heard he wants the damn seceders to win the war and form the golden circle!
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.

by numbnuttic June 28, 2022

Czech Golden Shower

The 20 brass casings that drop to the ground after firing an entire 20-round magazine of a fully-automatic VZ-61 Škorpion submachine gun. The approximately 900 rounds per minute fire rate allows the magazine to be emptied well before the first casing hits the ground, meaning you can hear the entire Czech Golden Shower.

"You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the 'Czech Golden Shower'." - Brandon Herrera

by h529 November 17, 2022

Golden Powerwash

A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.

Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.

by Logan0787 May 23, 2023

golden avalanche

When you have 3+ people give you a golden shower at the same time

She wanted try a golden shower but got a golden avalanche instead when he called over his 5 friends to join in the fun.

by Rharri October 22, 2017

Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.

After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.

by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025