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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
mugGet the Fake self simpmug.

Fake asf

“So called bestfriend is actually fake asf”
by Kelsogood November 10, 2021
mugGet the Fake asfmug.

fake bitch

a white, British girl who is 5'6 and calls grilled cheese "toastie"
oh that girl in the Subaru? that's that fake bitch
by you.already.know.boii February 21, 2022
mugGet the fake bitchmug.

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019
mugGet the Pump fakemug.

Fake friend

Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong

A backstabber

Shares your secrets with other people

Never listens

Ignores you until they need you

Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down

Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"

Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time

Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018
mugGet the Fake friendmug.

Fake Friends

Bryson, Braeden and Jack are such fake friends.
by George.Johnson June 10, 2022
mugGet the Fake Friendsmug.

Faking it

When you’re pretending to be something or do something. You know if you’re faking it. If you’re questioning it then it isn’t faking.
Person 1: You arent trans you’re faking it

Person 2: im not...
by NUMEROUSBEESONBICYCLES April 7, 2021
mugGet the Faking itmug.

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