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Raccoon Dicked

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!
by Lahna_ May 21, 2016
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Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
by Jay and dog February 14, 2017
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Dick Enberg

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged
by Dan Ware April 22, 2018
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complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people
my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people
by bluebear December 3, 2022
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dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.
He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)
by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017
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Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.
"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",
by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016
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dickless dick

A person without a dick that is acting like a dick
by Ajax411 December 5, 2020
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