cheese dong

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.

I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!

by Tipsykit June 14, 2006

Oreo Cheese

The centre layer of an Oreo Cookie left several years past it's sell by date. Depending on where stored you can end up with it smelling a bit like cheese.

"I just moved in and found some really old Oreos on top of the fridge, they stank of Oreo Cheese though!"

by Wingy July 4, 2006

Soy Cheese

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

eating cheese

to give oral sex to a female

Guy 1-"yo dawg what you gonna be tonight?"
Guy 2-"imma be at my girls house eating cheese, ya mean"

by will.i.r February 28, 2009

string cheese

nah u got it all wrong. pollio string cheese, the funnest cheese to eat.

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by your moms hot August 12, 2004

Cheese Poop

The type of poop produced following the digestion of cheese. Usually accompanied by cramps which later lead to a colorful and massive explosion of poop.

My friend Brittany had too much cheese on her pizza, and now she is experiencing "cheese poop". Cheese poop is occurring due to the ingestion of too much cheese.

by concerned yet anonymous friend August 29, 2010

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021