by Grimmo April 9, 2019
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by Grimmo April 9, 2019
Get the Fat Chris mug.chris is a person u meet and is really white but most likely they act ghetto.No taste in actually rap music and try to hard to use sum slang words and it’s rlly cringe to hear how he says it. Chris mostly like never got a shape up in his life but then makes fun of other people haircuts and has no clue what he is talking about.So yeah that’s a Chris.
literally nobody:
chris: yooo did u get a haircut.let me see your hairline!!!Bro didn’t even get a shape up, look at this
Me and others: :/ no one cares g
*when chris gets a cut*
no shape up lol
chris: yooo did u get a haircut.let me see your hairline!!!Bro didn’t even get a shape up, look at this
Me and others: :/ no one cares g
*when chris gets a cut*
no shape up lol
by friendlyhispanic April 11, 2019
Get the Chris mug.Chris is the funniest person in the whole world. He is super caring and everyone loves him. He is blonde and is super cute! He is such a good friend and is very sporty. He flirts like crazy but once in a relationship will give all the attention to the special lady. If you see a Chris you better get with him before someone else takes him first.
by thicccy April 12, 2019
Get the Chris mug.The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂
Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv
by Tmgggggg April 16, 2019
Get the Chris mug.A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.
Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.
by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019
Get the Chris mug.Chris is someone that thinks he is always right, marries asians, takes sailing lessons even though he knows he will never sail. Chris will have an excuse for everything. A Chris thinks it is his world and we are all just living in it.
by Sharkattack09 August 9, 2019
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