asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of

he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding

by dababy convertable July 20, 2021

asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

Fucking asshole

this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!

Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Asshole

When someone is being really mean and you want to offend them.

Oh so Billy was being so rude and disrespectful.
So that means she is an asshole then.

by Noobmaster2248 August 16, 2021

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021