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stupid american 

A person from any of the three continents named central, south, and North AMERICA, that doesn't realize this. eh. The U.S.Eh!
I'm a north American eh, a black guy could be a south American, and something bout central.
And, Canada owns the states, it's the U.S.Eh.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaaawwww
And eh, I ain't no stupid American lol.
Stupid Americans would either get all passed or start laughing like a coyote.
stupid american by hellbilly eh September 20, 2014

Vanishing Americana 

A term for Americanisms or inventions that are gradually disappearing, as described in the book "Going Going Gone: Vanishing Americana" by by Susan Jonas and Marilyn Nissenson.
Hood ornaments. Prank phone calls. Phonebooths with doors. Blue laws. Hitchiking. Men's clubs. Garter belts. The 'Red Menace'. Typewriters. Rotary telephones.

The Dumbing Down Of America 

The undeniable truth that Americans are spending there energy disputing others opinions that differ from their own, instead of making a definable definition of themselves and their own actions in the real world. Hence making the culture that we live in now prone to mindless banter about subjects that are amazingly uninteresting. Also in leaving a gap between the intelligence that is tangible and widely understood and the intelligence that is in your own imagination, or a product of the misinformation that is so widely marketed to people.
By simply disputing my own definition and not posting your own newly original definition you are contributing to The Dumbing Down Of America.
I am aware as well that by writing this I am contributing too.

Bill: Hey, Jim I can't seem to understand why it's important to learn tolerance, understanding, and self control of my thoughts and actions?
Jim: Well that's why you are direct contributing factor to The Dumbing Down Of America.
Bill: HUH? Is that some sort of newfangled math?
Jim: No, you probably thought the Inquisition was a fun retreat for non believers.

The Dumbing Down Of America by AbHol December 16, 2008

Brexit Part 2: America Edition 

The results of this year's presidential election, or any similar events on that level of stupidity.
The results of this year's presidential election were a perfect example of Brexit Part 2: America Edition.

American Invasion

The process of gathering mass amounts of Americans, traveling to any or many Asian countries, and driving as slow as possible in efforts to slow down traffic and confuse other drivers. Also, at the same time, gather in big groups and go out to eat at local restaurants, and crowd the hotel elevators.
Person 1: "Did you see that massive Asian invasion the other day at the mall?"

Person 2: "I sure did, but that's okay because were going to hit them back with the American Invasion !"

American Idiot 

A cd made in 2004 made by Green Day. Also a song made by Green Day.
Wow i love that song American Idiot
American Idiot by iloveAFII October 29, 2010

American Shotgun Syndrome 

American Shogtun Syndrome, more commonly known as "ASS!" is the problem built into many multiplayer games to do with lag. This term was originally coined specifically for First-Person Shooter games, but in time has been used for any multiplayer game with similar problems.

ASS occurs when one user, for example from Europe, plays against an American player on an American server. The American player will be able to walk upto the European player, take aim and shoot them in the face with a shotgun at point-blank range to kill them instantly. The European player, suffering from a higher latency will see the American player where he was a second ago, then simply see this as being killed instantly by a shotgun from around 20 metres away, sometimes around a corner or after scoring a headshot or melee kill on said American player.

At the same time, when a European player tries to get up close, aim and get a shot to the head at point blank range against an american player, they may actaully be shooting at where the American player was a second ago, and either do much reduced damage or miss altogether.

When a player suffers from this occurrence, they are often know to disclaim "ASS!"- as they have fallen victim to the effects of American Shotgun Syndrome.
That guy killed me with his shotgun after I hit him in the face with my plasma sword! ASS!

Ugh, I don't want to play this game, it suffers too much from American Shotgun Syndrome... Yeah, it reeks of ASS.