by Nukeman October 19, 2007
Get the Fuzzy Pop Topmug. a girl large enough that you can take up to the mountains to keep you warm and sleep in her blubber.
by gibsonsgclassics March 5, 2010
Get the mountain top girlmug. by Fuckingdemon October 22, 2017
Get the off the topmug. Top down weather means:
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
by Temple Fugate December 28, 2005
Get the Top down weathermug. The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004
Get the Discombobulated Cock Topmug. The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008
Get the Mexican Top Hatmug. I hate that Tri-Delt... every Thursday at Harpo's she's decked out in her black pants from Express and a hoo-top.
by Rollins March 20, 2004
Get the hoo-topmug.