bowl chatter

The unique sound of a good fart that happens while sitting on the toilet.

Dude, that fart had some nice bowl chatter!

by Mountain Jesus May 2, 2018

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Everest the bowl

To "Everest the bowl" is when you take a dump so large that it rises above the water in the toilet. As in, the poo piled up and came up out of the water much like Mt. Everest rises above the clouds.

Man...I really had to drop a deuce. It was huge and I totally just Everest the bowl. What's an Everest the bowl? Yeah it's when the poo rises above the water like Mt. Everest rises above the clouds.

by Hack83 December 27, 2018

bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing

guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!

by ty148 May 10, 2017

Louisiana soup bowl

Where you eat a bowl of male semen and skin tags

I love when my boyfriend nuts in a bowl and peels of his skins tags so I can have a good Louisiana soup bowl

by Meat D1c8 April 9, 2025

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020