apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

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crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

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ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

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what do you think its a red fruit haven't you ever seen one no way you haven't have you ever been outside no i guessed right now my next question is do you have any bitches you don't so how about you go oustide and get some bitches and eat an apple while your at it

jimmy: mmmmmm that apple looks delicious can i have a bite. todd: no yoiu fucking idiot

by AEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEA November 26, 2022

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