That one person that can make you smile, no matter what’s going on
The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room
An important person, an important cupcake
The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room
An important person, an important cupcake
by Your muffin7 June 21, 2021

Dude #1: “you listen to B&M yet?”
Dude #2: “ofc I did. If you haven’t then your moms a hoe”
Dude #1 “well my mothers still a hoe but the song is a banger 🔥”
Dude #2: “ofc I did. If you haven’t then your moms a hoe”
Dude #1 “well my mothers still a hoe but the song is a banger 🔥”
by Getemingo November 24, 2021

A boy who help you believe that home is not just four walls and a roof…but a it’s someone with brown eyes and a amazing smile/laugh.
by Boy named Boston November 24, 2021

a massive extreme hawaiian whore who loves to fuck guys over. will make your balls look like a smurfs(BLUE BALLS!).she often says things like " i'm going to jump off a bridge." She has very fucked up dreams.
by Habib Ali-Babba December 28, 2009

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021

by suck p33n December 12, 2004

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023
