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Marine Fuck

While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.

He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."

Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.

Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
mugGet the Marine Fuckmug.
its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.
person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !
by ghostoman August 31, 2023
mugGet the Have you lost your fucking mind !mug.

Fuck Boy

A person who wears yeezys or adidas nmd's to pick up girls.
girl 1: "Hey look at that handsome guy"

girl 2: "No he's wearing yeezy's so he's a fuck boy"
by Lets Chill :3 October 14, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Boymug.

fuck

what all Destiel shippers want Cas and Dean to do.
Dean: Dude, Cas and I fucked last night
Sam: Dammit Dean. I didn't want to know that.
Dean: To bad. You should've seen what he did with his...
Sam *plugging his ears*: I CAN'T HEAR YOU. BLAH BLAH BLAH
by samwinch3st3r May 6, 2018
mugGet the fuckmug.

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
mugGet the Fuck ton of cummug.

Shut the fuck up

Nathan being annoying^
me saying shut up
Nathan keeps being being annoying

me please shut up
nathan becomes evenmore annoying

me SHUT THE FUCK UP
by Nathans Enemy May 16, 2020
mugGet the Shut the fuck upmug.

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