fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

cross fuck off

a way to tell someone off

Hey Joe, Cross fuck off

by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017

December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

fuck

Fuck is to fuck the shit out of a girl and never call back

I’m going to fuck the shit out of you

by Cmsmdisuejeisisjsksi April 20, 2018

Fuck

something you do in funcking bed dumbass or use for curse words

secretly who ever says fuck you wants to fuck you dumb bitch ---_---

by Akaifoolishfun December 11, 2022

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022

FUCK

a CURSE WORD USED WHEN ANNOYED OR FRUSTRATED AT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR BUT OURSELVES

fUCK YOU

by anonymous October 5, 2023