Freudian fuck

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.

Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.

by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

Muddle Fuck

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive

My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck

by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023

Fat Nose Fuck

Used for tall, broke, and skinny fucks, who can’t play any sports because they will dislocate his knee.

Look at Cody, he is a Fat Nose Fuck!

by Get Fuckeddd October 15, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Fuck-a-coik

A phrase mostly used by excited boys with tourette syndrome

Fuck-a-coik! lets go to the bar

by pakoontala September 21, 2016