fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Fucked the pie

To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

by Portiff Digrissim August 24, 2021

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Fuck a furry day

On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day

guy 1: do you know what day it is?

guy 2: uhh thursday?

guy 1: its fuck a furry day!

by STUPID DUMB IDIOT >w< July 17, 2022

Fuck nugget

Oliver

Oh there goes oliver, the fuck nugget

by Specua December 2, 2019

Fuck-hos intolerant

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female

Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019