fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 04, 2020

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you

A popular meme where Patrick Star says:uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you and then it gets followed up by SpongeBob saying: I'm on that good kush and alcohol

Patrick: uh spongebob the fuck wrong with you
SpongeBob:I'm on that good kush and alcohol

by BiggeCheese105 September 17, 2023

Not giving a fuck

A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...

#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon

---not giving a fuck---

by Laconic Who September 12, 2019