Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.

Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.

by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021

Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012