tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 02, 2021

in the trees

Having a total freak out. In a state of panic.

“That crazy bitch was in the trees and I had to talk her down!”

by Shellemeno December 30, 2017

In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.

helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.

by Legendary9Tails April 08, 2024

Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 04, 2020

Tree creeper

tree creeper nigga bushmonkey black inc all mean the same thing which is rasicst for a black person

Oi u fuckking tree creeper get the fuck here now

by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008

Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 08, 2023

Binary Space Partition Tree

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"That nerd Jeff is such a Binary Space Partition Tree"

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 11, 2024