Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 08, 2022

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Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 09, 2024

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Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 22, 2025

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Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.

G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.

by DFR_85 February 28, 2018

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Golden Hydras

Stupid clan that got nuked 3 times, had enemies with so many clans, allied with dead clans, one of the leaders was a furry that never got respect, overall it just sucks also the clan leader was a mobile leader with aside 2 other leaders it shows how he couldn't even rule his own clan without help.

guy 1 hey I like golden hydras.
guy 2 bro.. that's the worse clan in mortem

*shoots guy 1*

guy 2 disappointment..

by LOLEZZNIGGER May 09, 2021

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