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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
by EasyE August 27, 2022
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West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast
by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020
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Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.
Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick
by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021
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Taste of Texas

A sticky table cafe in the town of Ashton-in-Makerfield where wet dreams are made.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.

Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
Example 1:
"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"

Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"

Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"
by Dr K. Green PhD October 28, 2019
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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Texas Belt Buckle Bang

The act of doing the Texas Belt Buckle and then banging a bad bih afterwards
Shawty got me actin up I had to hit her with the Texas Belt Buckle Bang
by spizzuh May 20, 2024
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