Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.

I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.

by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021

Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

texas tuckin

Tucking your pants into your cowboy boots

I see you are Texas tuckin today

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 13, 2021

Texas

A state with bipolar ass weather

holy shit the weather in texas is bipolar

by Kam2023 March 25, 2021

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021

Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.

My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.

by C/G April 8, 2021

Texas

Where all the pretty bihhs be!

Guy1: Damn, she's hot!
Guy2: of course, she's from Texas

by Amyluv May 8, 2021