turtled 

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

turtled by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011

I like turtles 

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

I like turtles by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

turtles 

Used instead of "thirty" when saying half past the hour.

friend 1: What time is it?
friend 2: It's three turtles.
friend 1: Thanks.

turtles by maryJAHne November 3, 2010

turtlenet 

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

turtlenet by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

Turtlerape 

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerape by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

Turtlew 

An English greeting which started when a teacher made a spelling mistake. This word quickly became a favourite word of the students and they began to use it as a greeting

“Turtlew ”
The girl cried as she greeted her friend

Turtlew by Snow wolf December 11, 2019

Sneezing Turtlehead 

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

Sneezing Turtlehead by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010