Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
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Sack Racker

An unfortunate hand dealt in cards, bad news, or any little inconvenience. Usually feels like a 100lb weight on your sack
How the hell did I hit 5 red lights in a row, that’s a damn sack racker
by Burgermeisterthevineswinger October 13, 2023
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Smackable Sack

A very buoyant and saggy pair of testicles
Damn boy u got a Smackable Sack.
by The_Soapy_One February 19, 2024
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Flap Sack

Loose skin on your balls do to tiny nuts
Man mark temple has some flap sack showing through his shorts ..!
by Flap Sack April 23, 2021
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ball sack land

Person 1: ayo buhl you Pimpin
person 2: niz slime im at ball sack land
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sack touch

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.
by Jimmy 2-times February 19, 2017
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Love Sack

When two individuals sleep together in the same sleeping bag.
Me and my girl were gettin' it on in the love sack last night.

Bro that's crazy, I heard Jamie Foxx and his husband get together in the love sack all the time.
by Alan Rickman's Dick February 21, 2017
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